Saturday, 14 May 2011

I'm 30% DumB @.@

Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [X]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [X]Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [ ] Tried to push open a door that said pull (Noodle Station)
10. [ ]Tried to pull open a door that said push

Total: 3

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [X]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [X]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ]Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [X]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [X] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Total: 7

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ]Have run into a closed door
25. [ ]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [X]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Total: 8

31. [X]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [X]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
33. [X]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [ ]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [X]Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [ ]Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Total: 12

41. [X] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (This is DAMN STUPID!! =P)

Total: 15

Total : 15/50

15x2 = 30 marks
:P Failed the passing marks





Notes Written by Fun Liang Chia  on Facebook

Abi, When You Relax?

Syabab.Com - I want to share a light story that I have ever heard and I will always remember because its meaning is so deep. A story of one high priest of the Muslims, Imam Ahmad bin Hambal. His son, Abdullah, one day asked his father: "Abi, when we relax?" His father, the great scholar who always turn on the Sunnah and example for all Muslims, he face his son's eyes and said: "... along with our first step in heaven."
Subhanalloh ..., a beautiful answer!

In our life there are days which is very tiring, we just want to sleep and relax and forget all the work. When that's exactly when you need to ask yourself, "Where will I take this life?" If the answer is to Allah and only Allah, then gather the strength and continue your work, to reach Heaven are very valuable and should be sought.

But when looking into your life, and realize the fatigue is not for Allah, but only for the life of the world. So fatigue is a blessing, because it is a reminder for you to change direction and renewed purpose in life.

I also like the way the boy started his question: "Abi" - how sweet to submit to her father, and asked: "When do we relax?" If you notice, he did not say, "when did I relax my father?" Although he wanted to relax?, He is not selfish and also weigh the circumstances of his father.

It also shows that fathers and children alike are working hard. Once again, when your focus is Heaven, then it will be reflected in your family, children, and people around you and everyone is getting towards that goal.

Actually our problem is not fatigue per se, but because of our desire to relax too much.

What if we begin to change the orientation of this life, work whole-body and soul to reach the blessing of Allah SWT. When was tired, so relaxed we are with tahajud sunnah prayer, or go to the mosque and read the Koran there. So the whole time we are productive in the way of Allah.

When our children ask: "Abi, when we relax?", You can smile and looked into his eyes and then said softly: "When we're in Heaven dear ..., Insha Allah."

Notes Written by Sarah Sahira on Facebook

Legal B0m Suicide

Suicide in Islam
the law is illegitimate and
included in the category of sin
large. But the sacrifice
soul unto death (as well as
Suicide bomb) in the fight against
kedhaliman justifiable
provided that qualify;

* First truly intended
only to protect or
fight for basic rights
(ADH-necessities al-khams)
not to harm self
(Ihlakun nafs).
* Second, if
been believed not available way
other more effective and more
mild risk except
The spirit of sacrifice.
* Third, if the sacrifice of the soul
it only takes
target parties
believed to be brains and perpetrators
kedhaliman.

This law
The decision is the result
Alim National Congress
Ulama NU 2002 in
Pondok Gede based
various sources.

If you view the three conditions above,
Suicide bomb which then
happened in Indonesia recently
This is a prohibition
and not justified. Thus
Also when considering
Indonesia as a condition
the majority of the nation
Muslims, often bomb
suicide is more detrimental to the people
Muslims themselves. Moreover, if the bomb
were detonated inside the mosque,
then the shari'ah law
illegitimate and dila'nat God and
His apostles. If based on
hadith;
المسلم من سلم المسلمون من
لسانه ويده
Meaning: a Muslim is
people can keep people
other Muslims from his tongue and
hand.

So people who do
suicide bombers can not
categorized as a
Muslims again. Because he has
endanger fellow brothers
Muslim. This is deperkuat with
several arguments, all of which
presupposes sacrifice
life in a war
against infidels, polytheists, not
to hurt a fellow of the
Muslim. As mentioned the al-
Qurtubi in al-Jami 'li Ahkamil
Qur'an:
"Scholars disagree
of the desperation a person in
battlefield and attack
enemy alone. Al-Qasim bin
Mukhaimarah, al-Qasim bin
Muhammad and Abdul Malik from
among Malikiyah said
"Why does not someone
alone to face the enemy
quite a lot in
war if he had
strength and sincere intention
for God alone. If he does not
have the power then
including suicide. "

Notes Written by Khuryati Cømè ßãçk on Facebook

Friday, 13 May 2011

The Spirit Carries On___Lyrics by John Petrucci ( Dream Theater )

Where did we come from,
Why all we here?
Where do we go when we die?
What lies beyond
And what lay before?
Is anything certain in life?

They say, "Life is too short,"
"The here and the now"
And "You're only given one shot"
But could there be more,
Have I lived before,
Or could this be all that we've got?

If I die tomorrow
I'd be all right
Because I believe
That after we're gone
The spirit carries on

I used to be frightened of dying
I used to think death was the end
But that was before
I'm not scared anymore
I know that my soul will transcend

I may never find all the answers
I may never understand why
I may never prove
What I know to be true
But I know that I still have to try

If I die tomorrow
I'd be all right
Because I believe
That after we're gone
The spirit carries on

Victoria:
"Move on, be brave
Don't weep at my grave
Because I am no longer here
But please never let
Your memory of me disappear"

Nicholas:
Safe in the light that surrounds me
Free of the fear and the pain
My questioning mind
Has helped me to find
The meaning in my life again
Victoria's real
I finally feel
At peace with the girl in my dreams
And now that I'm here
It's perfectly clear
I found out what all of this means

If I die tomorrow
I'd be all right
Because I believe
That after we're gone
The spirit carries on

Notes Written by Julian Elmas  on Facebook

Hey Monday - Mr. Pushover

No action, just like a sponge
You take it till you’ve made the final plunge
So sad that you’ve lost your spine
I hurt for you like this whole mess is mine

You are as good as dead now
Dead end; you’ve got no way out
Nobody’s got the guts to tell you
But I do
But I do

Poor, poor Mr. Pushover
Never had a doubt
Now you’re going crazy
Back, back to the drawing board
Once again believing
“They’re on to me
The haters are hating
The haters, they hate me
Lovers are loving
But the lovers, they hate me too”

Some say that true love is blind
They never said that you should lose your mind
You are just that kind of guy
Who cannot look the problem in the eye

You are as good as dead now
Dead end; you’ve got no way out
Nobody’s got the guts to tell you
But I do
But I do

Poor, poor Mr. Pushover
Never had a doubt
Now you’re going crazy
Back, back to the drawing board
Once again believing
“They’re on to me
The haters are hating
The haters, they hate me
Lovers are loving
But the lovers, they hate me too”

You think differently
So don’t get lost inside the sea
Don’t forget yourself
And I am begging
Don’t you forget me
Not me, yeah

Poor, poor Mr. Pushover
Never had a doubt
Now you’re going crazy
Back, back to the drawing board
Once again believing
“They’re on to me
The haters are hating
The haters, they hate me
Lovers are loving
But the lovers, they hate me too


Notes Written by Gita Kuswara on Facebook

My birthday 08-05-2011

Sunday 08-05-2011 (00.00)
MY Birthday :-)

 
Ya Allah

 
Tonight I'm in kehusukan and sincerity
in front

 

 
Ya Allah
You created me from nothing, to be there ...
You will then YOU my return, ...

 

 
Ya Allah
My life goes according to thy will,

 

 
Ya Allah
Today I have come of age in kedewasaan.jadikanlah I became Ikhlas and trust in accepting favors, gift, trials, wisdom and blessing you.

 
increases in a matter of my age. And also reduced my age in a matter of thee

 

 
O Allah, my Lord
Extend my age is so that I can live and be useful for my Mom and Dad, brother and my brothers, my brothers. as well as other people.
Extend is my age so I can better look at life with the full meaning of the greatness of you.
Extend is my age so I can be more grateful for the blessings and sustenance to whom You bestowed me

 

 
O Allah,
Make me one who is always grateful to the sustenance and grace that You give.

 
Ya Allah
Thank you for giving light of faith in me so I can get to know you

 
O Allah, if so far more evil and sin which I do I beg pardon all khilafku O God.
and make me who always remember and be on your way.
and if otherwise make it all as a practice and my savings to get to know you heaven, Amen ^ _ ^

 
MOM & DAD me happy is my hope most of ya AllahJ. Relief, Ridho you, and your permission is distinguished ak Allah.Amin expect yes.



Notes Written by Ghyta Fiore D'orchedia on Facebook

Yahoo! Small Business Celebrates the Nation’s Entrepreneurs

Next week marks National Small Business Week, an important annual opportunity to spotlight the inspiring entrepreneurs who establish the backbone of American society. According to the Small Business Administration, there are 27.2 million small businesses in America, and these businesses employ nearly half of all Americans and account for more than 60% of new jobs created in this country*.
Many Americans dream of owning their own businesses and the myriad of benefits that come with it – the job flexibility, the satisfaction of being one’s own boss and controlling one’s own financial destiny, and the potential of turning a passion into a profession.
The impact of these enterprising individuals, brave enough to “go out on their own” and shape their own economic futures, is astounding. Starting a business requires you to be the CEO of everything, from HR to accounting, to product or service fulfillment, to website development and maintenance. It can be a daunting prospect, though with the right idea, a strong business plan, a lot of passion, and carefully chosen partners, it doesn’t have to be quite so daunting.
This National Small Business Week, Yahoo! Small Business is celebrating our nation’s current and future entrepreneurs by offering:
  • A fun and interactive quiz on our Facebook page for would-be entrepreneurs to test their small business IQs. See if you’re ready to start a business!
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During this National Small Business Week, we thank and celebrate the many inspiring entrepreneurs who define the American dream.


Notes Written by Yahoo on Facebook

Thank You Allah

I was so far from you
Yet to me you were always so close
I wandered lost in the dark
I closed my eyes toward the signs
You put in my way
I walked everyday
Further and further away from you
Ooooo Allah, you brought me home
I thank You with every breath I take.
Alhamdulillah, Alhamdulillah


All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah
Alhamdulillah, Alhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah.


I never thought about
All the things you have given to me
I never thanked you once
I was too proud to see the truth
And prostrate to you
Until I took the first step
And that’s when you opened the doors for me
Now Allah, I realized what I was missing
By being far from you.


Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah.


Allah, I wanna thank You
I wanna thank you for all the things that you’ve done
You’ve done for me through all my years I’ve been lost
You guided me from all the ways that were wrong
And did you give me hope

O Allah, I wanna thank you
I wanna thank You for all the things that you’ve done
You’ve done for me through all my years I’ve been lost
You guided me from all the ways that were wrong
I wanna thank You for bringing me home


Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah.


Notes Written by Sholat Tahajud by Qiyamul lail on Facebook

Thursday, 12 May 2011

Everybody Knew

* when I see you with him
there was no regret in my life
and what I'm feeling right now
I do not know you like first

when I see you with him
no more passion in my life
to you once loved
no more memories, will never again hope




ByNda Chimout
reff:
everybody knew you’re a liar
everybody knew you’re a player
everybody knew you’re never serious
risk your love at me
and i tell you once again baby

repeat *
repeat reff [3x]

serious risk your love at me
and i tell you once again oh baby

Notes Written by  ByNda Chimout on Facebook

for u ..

Detiq Green Frogg


i love you more than you know ..
i don't want you to know .
but i hope you feel it ,
sorry for every mistake . i hope i cant fix it .
i won't stop trying . i love you ..

do i have to cry for you ??
do i have to fall for you ??
i don't have the answer .
i only know that i need you on my side .


Notes Written by  Detiq Green Frogg on Facebook